Welcome to CFG! We are a leading research facility dedicated to exploring and discovering new frontiers in science and technology. Our experienced team of researchers and scientists have a passion for discovery and are committed to advancing the limits of human knowledge. At CFG, we combine cutting-edge technology with some of the brightest Minds in the industry to push the boundaries of what is possible. Whether you're a business looking to conduct market research or an academic institution seeking to expand the limits of your field, CFG is the perfect partner to help you achieve your goals.
CFG PROGRAMS
MEAT PUMPS
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Part of Flesh Protection Initiative
FORTUNEOS
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ALPHA
Open source fortune telling program
CFG STUDIOS
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The CFG's in house media production. Responsible for music, movies and most popularly [Meat Swim]
CFG Industries
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Research and Development of many technologies such as vehicles and weaponry
Virtual Isolation (V-I)
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Digital Containment for Non Gachis
Mind Travel
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Highly advanced form of fast travel that uses Mindspace's ability to connect to any time, place or reality
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Part of Various Shitpost Initiative
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Quality Assurance
Customer Satisfaction
Our team at Cash for Gachis is committed to providing you with the highest quality service. We ensure that all our products go through minimal testing to be as buggy and (do not) provide you with a 1-year warranty.
We value our customers and want to ensure their satisfaction. If you're not happy with your purchase, go fuck yourself :) we are always right.
Transparency
At Cash for Gachis, we believe in honesty and transparency. We provide accurate information about our products and services, so you can make informed decisions. Trust us to deliver what we promise.
Thank you for considering Cash for Gachis for your needs. We take pride in our quality assurance, transparency, customer satisfaction, and recognized excellence. please not get in touch with us to learn more about our services.